Little Buffy's...

• Starter Cross (from the Junior League of the Order of
  "Our Lady of Demonic Assassinations") - Firestorm
• Hello Kitty Pencil Box - Jesse Jou
• Practice Crossbow with Suction Cup Arrows (from the
  Slayskool Toy Company) - Firestorm
• Training Stake - Jared Cowan
• Knee-high Black Leather Baby Booties - Chuck Mize
• Graveyard Action Slayset - Alex M.
• Squeaky Rubber Playpen Stakes - Curtis E.
• Slayer Barbie and Vampire Ken Dolls (Barbie now with
  Retractable Sleeve Stake!   Ken includes Replaceable
  Soul!) - Titania
• Dogeared Copy of "Horton Slew a Who" - Virginia Eveland
• First Broken Karate Brick - Angela Mach
• Baptismal Necklace of Santa Demonica (patroness saint
  of all vampire slayers) - Angela Mach
• Bubblegum Pink Bicycle (with handlebar streamers and
  automated stake dispenser) - Mike
• "DoomBox" Portable Stereo (with Graveyard Bass) - Lorraine
• Baby Barrettes (covered with tiny gargoyles) - IceAngels
• Buffalicious Chewing Gum (now with Vampire Trading Cards!
  Collect 'em all!) - Samantha B.
• Go-Go Galoshes (a compromise with mom) - Miriam E.
• Slayola Crayons (suitable for drawing pretty horsies and
  staking pint-sized vamps in a pinch!) - Raininfire
• "Vampire Jams" Video (hot new moves for slaying with
  style!) - Samantha B.
• First Unconscious Sparring Partner - Krista
• Ultrashort Baby Skirts (a big hit with the toddler boys!) - Krista
• Tiny Stakes used as Pigtail Holders - Corinna
• Calvin Klein Baby V-necks (giving Little Angel a tempting view
  of that adorable little neck!) - Day
• Baby Charm Bracelet (with tiny dangling cross, stake, and
  crossbow for good luck) - Moy
• Black Leather Bassinet Booties - Kali Buffy
• Gerber Strained Muffin (hand delivered by Little Owen) - Triple C
• Secret Stash of Gooey Candy - Sage
• Book, "Sarah, Slain and Tall" (tales of an alternate
  universe) - Allison T.
• Dust from her First Little Vampire Victim (in a tiny red
  pouch) - Cera
• Diapers with Needle-Sharp Wooden Diaper Pins (for you know
  what) - Allison T.
• Cassette of Hit TV Song "The Buffa Buffa Dance" (great for
  swayin' and slayin' to the music!) - Buff1f
• Book, "How PMS Saved My Life: The Kristy Swanson
  Story" - Buff1f
• "Count Chocula" Breakfast Cereal - Michelle T.
• Nerf Dartboard (featuring toothy picture of Bela Lugosi)
  with Stake-Shaped Darts - Sugar Magnolia
• Lincoln Log Set (quickly sharpened into stakes!) - Tricia-Leigh
• "Apocalypse Readiness" Brownie Badge - Jesse Jou
• Slaypen Toys (chewable squishy stakes and crosses) - Jennifer
• Adoring Godfather (spoils her rotten!) - Jim
• "Little Slayer" Lunchpail (packed by Mom with garlic sandwiches,
  carrot stakes, and cookie crosses) - Leslie E.
• "Reach out and Stake Someone" T-Shirt - The Halo
• Baby Blankey (Fang-Retardant) - Melissa
• Rocking Cradle (with garlic-fragrance paint, and removable pointy
  wooden slats) - Alexis
• First Near Accidental Homicide (when she first saw preschool
  classmates dressed as vampires on Halloween) - Beth
• First Grade School Crush (on that pale boy with the cold hands
  who always stayed indoors during recess) - Buffy
• Baby Bottle (filled with holy water formula) - Brittany
• Kindergarten Prom Picture of her with Little Angel (is that a
  cup of red punch in Little Angel's hand?) - Kathy G.
• Little Slayer Travel Kit (with folding crosses, collapsible stakes,
  and purse-size holy water) (for weekends at Dad's) - Jessica D.
• "Teddy the Vampire Slayer" Plush Bear (with toothpick stakes,
  rubberband crossbow, and a whole lot of attitude) - Billy D.
• Impressive Early Scores on the Childhood AKBAT ("Ability-to-
  Kick-Butt Aptitude Test") - Keri
• Birthday Party, with plenty of Stake and Ice Scream for everyone!
  (mmmmm, Angelfood...) - Megan:)
• "Little Miss Vampkiller" Set of Four Plastic Stake Knives
  (just perfect for "slaying house") - Megan:)
• "PlayVamplet" Magazine (the Little Angel centerfold edition)
  (carefully hidden from Mom under the bed) - Grinch
• Bedtime Book, "Where the Wild Things Are... Former
  Boyfriends" - Kim O.
• Six Weeks at "Little Slayer" Summer Camp (whittling stakes,
  making cross jewelry, & crossbow target practice) - Sarah H.
• Graveyard Picture Book (with pop-up vampires!) - Angela
• Lemonade Stand (100% sugar-free!) - The Big Zorkahuna
• "The Judge" Action Figure (warning - disassembles into hundreds
  of tiny pieces when "shot" by enclosed plastic rocket launcher;
  possible choking hazard for small children) - DaBee
• "I'm a Slayer, ask me how" T-Shirt (back during the recruiting
  years) - Buffynut
• "Dorothy Hamill" Beginner Ice Skates - Maybee4Now
• Classroom Fieldtrips to the Local Cemetary (where she was
  known to remark, "Hey, this place feels like home!") - Erin

Little Xander's...

• "Aren't You Quite the Little Comedian?" Jokebook - Maddy :)
• Skateboard Training Wheels - Alex M.
• "Spendin' all recess in the time-out area again"
  Flippant Wit - Jared Cowan
• Big Book of Wild Animals (with special Hyena
  pull-out section) - Tracey N.
• Superman Pajamas with Matching Cape
  (and Padded Feet) - Allison T.
• Comic Book of Clown Terror - mahogohney
• He-Man Slippers (perfect for underground tunnels) - Jilbert:)
• First Baby Laugh (following his first baby wisecrack) - Angela Mach
• Stuffed Animal Hyena with Glowing Eyes (batteries not
  included) - Kathrine G.
• Spoiled Appetite from Scarfing too Many Chocolate
  Hurricanes - Molly
• Scooby-Doo Skateboard (Shaggy's Customized 'Ghoul Grabber'
  Model) - LeAnne M.
• Self-help Book, "Facing your Fears, Finally and Furiously" by Dr.
  Wright Hooke (parental gift after "the clown incident") - Kathrine G.
• Polyester Boyswear from Sears of Sunnydale - Miriam E.
• Deflated Balloon Giraffe (and spirits after that disastrous
  6th birthday party) - Little Willow
• 45's of Little Patsy Cline's Country Music (for those long,
  painful moments after a hard spanking) - Jim
• 437 self-made balloon giraffes (just to prove that "anyone"
  can make one) - Vanessa
• Prized Praying Mantis Collection (the poor boy's obsessed!) - Krista
• Stuffed Animal Praying Mantis (with removable velcro
  eggsac) - Krista
• First Math Book (unopened, as usual) - Ann F.
• Tweety Bird Nursery Clock - Day
• Nerf Dodge Ball (gotta stay in practice!) - Moy
• Stained Bunk Bed Sheets (from too many Clown
  Nightmares!) - Triple C
• Baja Big Wheel, aka the "Tricycle of Terror" - Sage
• Self-Proclaimed Theme Song, "If I Only had a Brain" (Little
  Willow responds by singing "I Believe in You") - Buff1f
• CD, "Kiddie Country Classics" (for tykes who feel real
  slain, er, pain) - Buff1f
• Hyena Halloween Costume (with red electic eyes and bottomless
  stomach pouch for stashing candy!) - Michelle T.
• Berlitz "Speak Spanish in 5 Days" Tapes (he didn't get past lesson
  one, pronouncing "Ay Caramba!") - Allison T.
• First time getting the nerve up to ask Little Willow out (to play in
  his yard) - Tricia-Leigh
• Melted Chocolate Hurricanes (stuck to the inside of his jeans
  pockets) - Jennifer
• "Rambo" BB Gun - The Halo
• First Schoolyard Kiss (quite a draining experience!) - Traci
• Rubber Bathtub Mummy (kiss it and it drains the whole
  tub!) - Melissa
• Subscription to "No Monsters, Guaranteed" Toddler Dating
  Service (he wants that guarantee in writing) - Samantha H.
• Browsing Dictionary (hmmm, where's "bitca"?) - Kat
• Apple Sauce Binges (to numb the pain of elementary
  school) - Christine
• Experimental Nursery Skateboard (constructed from his
  stroller wheels and potty seat) - Beth
• Frequent Use of the "Twinkie Defense" (to evade punishment
  for shooting classmates with rubberbands) - Guinevere
• Baby Talk, "I am the Bug Man, coochy-coochy-coo" - Mel
• Modified Sesame Street Sing-a-long Tape ("Come and slay,
  Everything's A-Ok!") - Sika
• "Young Bachelor" Egg-Care Kit (complete with rapid
  boiler) - Kathy G.
• Plastic Binoculars (from the Cap'n Crunch box) for scoping-out
  Little Buffy and Little Cordy (and Little Willow too, though he
  won't admit it) - Sarah H.
• "Geek" Ken Doll (a gift from Little Willow so he wouldn't
  keep stealing her Barbie) - Hayley
• Amy Yip Action Figure (complete with Playskool
  waterpark!) - DaBee
• Video, "Girlfriends to Avoid" ("Lesson One: any girl who has
  just arrived from out of town and seems to take a sudden
  interest in you!") - Samantha B.
• "Snack Pack" Desserts (acquired from Little Willow during
  lunchbox trades) - Maybee4Now
• Big Book of Pathetic Pickup Lines (every one a guaranteed
  flop!) - Erin

Little Willow's...

• Crib Computer - Maddy :)
• Tiny Smurf Calculator (with Big Plush Keys) - Alex M.
• Cat in the Hat Book - barb
• Squeaky Rubber Computer Mouse - Dingo
• Hand-me-down Radio Shack "Trash-80" Computer (that she had
  to hook up to the family TV) - Karmilla
• "Hacker" Barbie Doll (with power laptop, untraceable phone
  number, and purseful of stolen passwords) - Miriam E.
• Lonely Ken Doll (after Little Xander stole Barbie) - Allison T.
• Fisher Price Modem (with authentic "hacking into the Pentagon"
  sound effects!) - Little Willow
• "Mouse" Shaped Teething Toy for her little Baby
  Bytes - Samantha M.
• "Detective" Skipper Doll (hired to track down the Barbie that
  Little Xander stole) - Krista
• First Toothless Smile She Gave Little Xander - Corinna
• First Tears when Little Xander played with the girl across the
  street instead of her - Corinna
• Plaid Baby Rompers - Day
• First Sign of Stagefright - Triple C
• Skechers Baby Booties - Moy
• Snoopy Floppy Disks (with the elementary school's grade records
  on them) - Sage
• Book, "The Shy Girl's Guide to Marrying the Boy Next
  Door" - Buff1f
• Highly Cherished Bunny Slippers - Michelle T.
• Dreams of Growing Up (and marrying Little Xander) - Tricia-Leigh
• Baby Rattle (Intel Inside) - Jennifer
• Teddy Ruxpin Bear (reprogrammed to sound like Little
  Xander) - Melissa
• Microchip Crib Mobile - Mai S.
• First Lost Baby Tooth (placed lovingly under her laptop in hopes
  of a memory upgrade from the byte fairy) - Reccea
• Innocent Belief in a World of Puppies and Bunnies (before Little
  Buffy & little vampires came into her life) - Reccea
• Tricks for hacking into the Sesame Street Website (and making
  The Count's math questions much harder) - TrueBlond
• Stellar Scores on the TAT ("Toddler Achievement Test") - Beth
• Personal Bible, "Nancy Drew: The Hacker Years" - Mizz Righteous
• First Blush that Little Xander gave her (still worn to this day) - Jemel
• Preschool Typing Lessons - WillowKix
• Dell "TechnoToddler" Laptop (factory loaded with the Encarta
  Demon Encyclopedia) - Keri
• Valentine she never had the nerve to give to Little Xander - The
  Big Zorkahuna
• Fuzzy Kermit the Frog Computer Wrist-rest (for help overcoming
  her frog fears) - Swordlord
• Keroppi Frog Watch (more help for her frog fears) - Brittany
• Sleepovers with Little Xander (for all-night games of "Risk" and
  "Monopoly," and admiring him while he slept) - Maybee4Now

Little Rupert's...

• First Set of Encyclopædia Britannica (he was a contributing
  author) - Sacrificial Worm
• Autographed Vinyl Copy of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts
  Club Band" (a guilty pleasure!) - Shelley & Melody
• Knickers, Vest, & Knee-socks Combo (the outfit for all proper
  British boys!) - Karmilla
• Leatherbound, Autographed, First Edition of 'Dracula' (his
  coming-of-age present from the Giles family) - VampKira
• Rubber Bathtub Ducky (with waterproof eyeglasses) - Lisa R.
• Baby Bow Tie (for trips to the Royal Museum with Dad) - Krista
• Flannel Security Handkerchief (can't sleep without it!) -Day
• Baby Scarf (embroidered with tiny demons to make him feel
  at home) - Moy
• Baby Book of Ghost Stories (in Latin of course) - Triple C
• Junior Stomach and Arm Pads (to protect him from tough little
  girls at his prep school!) - Samantha B.
• Lily White Prep School Handkerchief (for mopping his brow
  during exams!) - Sage
• Fighter Plane Models (he can always dream, can't he?) - Michelle T.
• Little Grocer's Apron (he can always dream, can't he?) - Tricia-Leigh
• Secret Collection of "Encyclopedia Brown" Books (where he really
  learned his research techniques) - Willow
• First Dr. Suess Book, "Green Goo and Ham" - Christine
• First Ouija Board (he preferred it to the telephone) - Beth
• Tweed Diapers (he was born dignified!) - Beth
• "Watcher Ken" Doll, now with "Kung-Fu Ripper Kick"! (from the
  Barbie the Vampire Slayer collection) - GylzGirl
• Book, "Understanding Your Slayer: A Guide to Proper Training"
  (Lesson One: Harsh words or rolled-up newspapers will probably
  get you killed) - Kathy G.
• Time-Life Series Demon Pop-Up Book (with 2-page unfolding
  Hellmouth!) - Angela
• "Aspiring Grocer" Ken Doll (pull string to hear him cry in
  agony after you tell him he must be a Watcher) - Wagner
• Boarding School Beanie (that he would hide his monster comics
  under when the headmaster came around) - DaBee

Little Angel's...

• Baby Teeth (careful, they're sharp!) - Christye
• Black Leather Baby Blanky - Angela Mach
• First Sweet Baby Smile (while he was teething) - Angela Mach
• Gerber Bottled Baby Juice (Type "O" - his favorite!) - Stephanie
• Velvet Playpen (with candelabra nightlight) - Stephanie
• White Baby Shirts by Osh Kosh of Dublin (est. 1710) - Miriam E.
• First Sarcastic Baby Words (such biting remarks!) - LeAnne M.
• "Master" Action Figure (now with eye-gouging finger!) - IceAngels
• Baby Bottle (filled right on the farm, from freshly bled dairy
  cows!) - Samantha M.
• First Adorable Little Smirk - Krista
• Mirrored One-Way Mini-Blinds (sunproof and cool) - Samantha B.
• Shredded Baby Teething Ring - Krista
• First Teething Neck (it was freely offered) - Corinna
• Stick-On Tattoo (practice for the real thing!) - Kali Buffy
• "How the Grinch Stole Harvest" Book - Triple C
• Black Suede & Velveteen Snowsuit (for those nippy Irish
  winters!) - Moy
• Blood-Nursing Beagle Puppy (soon to be weaned onto "Gravy Slain"
  dogfood) - Sage
• Book, "Vampires are from Mars, Slayers are from just plain out of
  this World!" - Buff1f
• Blood-Cone Kit (a cone of shaved ice, a few squirts of Type "O"
  across the top and mmm-mmm, there's no better way to beat
  the heat!) - Jim
• Carefully studied and annotated copy of "Interview with the Vampire"
  (to perfect the "ol' Anne Rice seduction routine") - Jenni W.
• Prized "Pinocchio" Book (the sad story of a kid who just wanted to
  be a real boy!) - Tricia-Leigh
• First Moonlit Kiss (he was game for it, but he prayed his face would
  not be!) - Traci
• First Taste of Blood (Slurpee "Flavor of the Week" at the Sunnydale
  7-11) - Lady Rave
• Baby Pillow he rested his little head upon (rip-proof in case
  he had dreams about feeding) - Krissy
• Book, "Caring for Your Restored Soul" (too bad he forgot to read
  the chapter on what NOT to do if you ever meet up with a cute
  little slayer!) - Andrew
• Desire to "meet" all of Little Dru's family members - Angelica
• "Tickle Me Slayer" Doll (less fatal than the "Bite Me" & "Stake Me" versions) - Katy B.
• Picture of Little Buffy and him at a restaurant on their first date
  (she ordered a stake and he ordered a waiter) - Kathy G.
• Claddagh Teething Ring - DarkEyes
• Vampire Chew Toys (all-natural blood flavoring, NEW!
  100% garlic-free!) - Megan:)
• Favorite Italian Meal, Angel-hair Pasta in a thick type "AB"
  Sauce (with extra clots) - Megan:)
• "Got Blood?" T-Shirt (and little red moustache) - The Big Zorkahuna
• Heavily Cried-in Book, "Chicken Soup for the Undead Soul" - Bkwrm2
• Hobby Book, "A Boy's Guide to Snapping Necks: Tips for Perfecting
  Your Technique" - Buffynut
• Kindergarten Play Voiceover: "Naptime inspi-uhs our gweatest moments.
  Unbidden, unwanted, it must be appeased or it will make us vewy, vewy
  ti-uhd!" (hey, you try talking in baby fangs!) - Jesse Jou

Little Cordy's...

• "Baby Prom Queen" Makeup Set - Allison T.
• Slayhouse Pedal-Powered Miniature Mercedes (with little
  leather seats!) - Chiara
• Invisible Kid Detection Device (from the Sharper Image
  catalog) - Samantha B.
• Color-Coordinated Baby Booties, Nightgown, Diapers, &
  Bonnet - Corinna
• May Queen Barbie (complete with realistic facial cut and
  battered boyfriend!) - Kelly G.
• Perfect Little Princess Hair Styling Kit (with all the tacky
  barrettes thrown out!) - Kali Buffy
• Kindergarten Clique (happenin' toddlers only need
  apply!) - Triple C
• Todd Oldham Safety Patrol Uniform - Moy
• Halston Sleepover Dress - Sage
• "Supermodel" Barbie (with permanently affixed hand mirror, and
  twenty prerecorded put-down lines for "Loser" Ken) - Jim
• Playskool Cell-Phone (for calling ALL her friends about
  "homicidal" Little Buffy!) - Buff1f
• Eye-Rolling Exercises (practice makes perfect!) - Miriam E.
• Framed Picture of Veronica from Archie Comics (her role
  model!) - Tricia-Leigh
• Big Book of Brushoffs for Every Occasion - Samantha H.
• "Queen of Sheba" Halloween Costume (attitude can be
  worn year-round) - Melissa
• First Baby Clothes worn coming home from the hospital (a
  tiny cheerleader's outfit with cottonball pom poms) - Mel
• Hot Pink PowerWheels Convertible (with "Prncss C" license
  plates) - WeepnBeuty
• "Mystery Date" Game (she kept hoping to get the Little Owen
  or Little Angel "dream" date, but always ended up with the
  Little Xander "dud" date instead) - DaBee

Little Ampata's...

• First Baby Boyfriend/Victim (he was such a mummy's boy!) - Ophelia

Little Amy's...

"Wee Witch" Chemistry Set with Black Mixing Cauldron (and confusing
instructions for the love potions) - Ophelia

Little Anointed One's...

• "Master Reconstruction Kit" (with shovels, scalding holy ground,
  one Master skeleton (fragile!), and crazed minions. Hanging
  sacrifices not included) - Samantha H.

Little Chanterelle's...

• "Crimson Kiss" Curler Set (with only five curlers left) - Allison T.

Little Darla's...

• Sunday School Outfits - Lorraine
• Debutante Gloves - Lisa R.
• First Communion Dress - Little Willow
• "Deady" Bear (with a neck full of holes!) - Kali Buffy
• Kimono Baby Nightie - Triple C
• Mattel "Vampire Maker Machine" (Little Angel wishes he'd
  never asked how it worked!) - Miriam E.
• Dual Automatic Water Pistols (with bottomless reservoirs) - Moy
• "Black Widow" Barbie (with lockerful of dead boyfriends) - Jim
• Double "Hop-a-Long Cassidy" Six-Shooter Cap Pistols - Jim
• First Baby Fang (placed lovingly under her pillow in hopes of
  getting a claddagh ring from the Fang Fairy, or even better,
  from the Fang Angel!) - Sarah
• First Kiddie Kiss from Little Angelus (sloppy, wet, and red,
  just the way she likes 'em!) - Sarah

Little Dru's...

• Gardening Book on the Care and Proper Killing of Daisies - Jenni W.
• "Bloodletting" Barbie (remove tiny cork in Barbie's neck to release
  edible red fluid as Barbie turns a deathly pale!) - Chiara
• "Visions" Kit (includes dead daisies, birds, & dolls to consult
  with; warning, not for children under 200; may cause permanent
  insanity!) - Samantha H. & Jessica;)
• First Sacrament (she took the "This is My blood" part a bit too
  seriously!) - Traci
• Premonitions of the Future (that enabled her to avoid many a
  spanking) - Samantha B.
• Hello Kitty Tarot Cards - Raininfire
• Complete Collection of "American Ghoul" Dolls - Sarah H.
• "Crimson Tea Party" Set (with tea pots, cups, pretty dresses,
  hair curlers, and gags) - CatWoman
• "Baby Tenderness" Doll (with its head ripped-off) - Alana
• First Anorexic Bird - The Big Zorkahuna
• Childhood Playmates (gee, where did they all go?) - DaBee
• Baby Canine Teeth (just perfect for piercing the sides of
  her Cranberry Juice boxes and sucking all the fluid out,
  while her stunned classmates stared) - Angela W.
• Nursery Room Wallpaper (a floral print of dead and wilted
  daisies) - Erin

Little Ethan's...

• Big Barrel o' Green Goo (all his friends contributed to it) - Angel
• Hand-crafted Halloween Costumes (his motto: "You are what
  you wear") - The Big Zorkahuna

Little Jenny's...

• Sure-Fire Librarian Love Spells - Jessica;)
• Kindergarten Laptop (where she stored the phone numbers of all
  the shy, cute bookworm boys) - Beth
• Unsuccessful Crossbow Lessons - Lady Rave
• "Junior Gypsy" Soul Restoration Kit (for bringing her dead hamster
  back from the grave) - DaBee

Little Jesse's...

• Futile Attempts to convince Little Cordy to let him carry her books
  home after school - Matsu T.

Little Joyce's...

• "Outdoor Cooking Utensils" Playset (BBQ fork removed by her
  parents to keep her from hurting herself) - Miriam E.

Little Kendra's...

• Cricket Bat (with a sharpened end for you-know-
  what) - pie-en-argent
• "Rasta-Barney" T-Shirt (her only shirt) - The Big Zorkahuna
• Pintsized Bottle of Holy Water (aka, "Mr. Sizzly") - Doran

Little Larry's...

• Secret Barbie Collection - Laertes

Little Master's...

• Saber-Toothed Housecat - Lisa R.
• Blood-Flavored Toothpaste (he can't wait to brush his fangs
  at night!) - Allison T.
• Infant Head Waxing Kit (to keep that scalp bahirt (her only shirt) - The Big Zorkahuna
• Pintsized Bottle of Holy Water (aka, "Mr. Sizzly") - Doran

Little Larry's...

• Secret Barbie Collection - Laertes

Little Master's...

• Saber-Toothed Housecat - Lisa R.
• Blood-Flavored Toothpaste (he can't wait to brush his fangs
  at night!) - Allison T.
• Infant Head Waxing Kit (to keep that scalp baby-smooth!) - Day
• "Dracula" thermos filled lovingly with blood by his Mom - Triple C
• Paper Mache Hellmouth Model (his favorite project from
  hellementary school) - Miriam E.
• Leather Swimming Trunks for his Blood Pond - Moy
• "Lifetime" Supply of Visine (used-up a few lifetimes
  ago) - Allison T.
• 'Learning to Read' Program: "How to Kill the Slayer in
  10 Easy Prophecies or Less" - Erika K.
• Lee "Press-On" Nails (while he eagerly waited for his
  own to grow out) - DaBee

Little Mayor's...

• Well-thumbed Scholastic Book, "Selling Your Soul to Improve
  Your Swing: It's Never too Early to Start!" - Tiki

Little Owen's...

• "I Can Read!" copy of Emily Dickinson (with large print and
  lots of pretty pictures of bees for some reason) - Tiki

Little Oz's...

• Book, "Turning Everyday Lunchbox Items into Snappy Pickup
  Lines" (Lesson One: Animal Crackers) - Kathy G.
• Baby-sized Manacles (to protect the rest of the kids in
  daycare from his "weretoddler" alter ego) - Sarah
• Bedtime Guitar Book, "The E-flat Diminished Ninth and You:
  A Toddler's Guide to Manly Chords" - Katie
• "Little Shaver" Plastic Razor (for his werepuppy
  peach fuzz) - Tricia-Leigh
• "Baby Shredmaster" Toy Guitar (covered with toothmarks
  from all those full-moon gigs) - WeepnBeuty
• "Rock Star" Ken Doll (comes in twin-pack with Eskimo Barbie;
  pull string to hear him ask "Who is that doll?") - The Big Zorkahuna

Little Snyder's...

• "Guaranteed or your money back" Ear Reducing Cream
  (he wants his money back) - Miriam E.
• Fisher Price School ("Somebody's gotta keep an eye on
  all those sneaky little plastic kids!") - Jilbert:)

Little Spike's...

• "Bite Me Elmo" Doll - Lisa R.
• Autographed copy of ""Nevermind the Bullocks, Here's the Sex
  Pistols" (background screaming from Spikey chowing-down on
  Sid's roadies) - Jenni W.
• Prized Vial of Sid Vicious's Blood (no bite required) - Jenni W.
• Pictures he took at Woodstock (all of his hand) - Jenni W.
• Family German Shephard with the Happenin' Green
  Mohawk - Jenni W.
• "Bite Me Angel" Doll - Chiara
• Toy Train Set (with all the little railroad spikes stuck into
  all the little train conductors) - Elena
• "Home Improvement" Toddler Toolkit with full-size, working
  chain saw ("nothin' quite like a chain saw to improve the
  ol' home, eh Dru?") - DaBee
• "Burning Things with Sunlight" Science Kit (includes large
  magnifying glass and little paper figure of the Anointed
  One) - Kathy G
• Steel-Toed Baby Booties - Maybee4Now