Addicted to Blood
(To the tune of "Addicted to Love" by Robert Palmer)
The lights are on, your soul's not home
Your neck is not your own
We're tradin' blood, yours sure tastes fine
Another sip and you'll be mine
Goodbye to food, goodbye to sleep
Just feel my fangs, they're in so deep
Your throat is wet, now you don't breathe
Just one more sip, you'll start to teethe
Chorus:
You used to think you would gag on the stuff, oh yeah
But after our exchange, you can't get enough
And now you've even got a gameface...
You're addicted to blood!
You see old friends, you feel the need
They all say "hi!," you whisper "bleed"
Their hearts beat, there in your mind
Who'd think a pulse could feel so fine?
A blood-starved fiend, you can't be saved
Hemoglobin is all you crave
If someone asks to walk with you
Heaven help them if you do
Chorus
Might as well face it, you're addicted to blood! (X4)
The lights are on, your soul's not home
Your body's not your own
Your lungs die, your teeth bite
Another sip, child of the night...
Chorus
Might as well face it, you're addicted to blood! (X8)
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Like a Slayer
(To the tune of "Like a Prayer" by Madonna)
My role is destiny, thus strong must be my will
I hear Giles call my name
And it's time to kill...
Chorus:
When Giles calls my name I'm like a little slayer
I gather up my stakes, I cannot take you there
In the midnight hour I will wield my power
Just like a slayer, you cannot follow there
I hear Giles' voice, it's my dear watcher sighing
I have no choice, I hear his voice
Kids are dying
The vamps must die, dear god they're striking boldly
I mustn't cry, the vamps must die!
Angel hold me
Chorus
I was a child, Giles said I must be willing
I was the One, I held the key
Now I'm killing
Like some bad dream, will sweet love always miss me?
I hear kids scream, like some bad dream
Angel kiss me
Chorus
Just like a slayer, my watcher needs me there
Just like it used to be, I thought I'd broken free
Just like a dream, I am not what I seem
Just like a slayer, no choice the voices lead me there
Just like a slayer, you can't be there
It's destiny for me
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Dust in the Bronze
In Memory of Luke...
(To the tune of "Dust in the Wind" by Kansas)
You hesitate
Only for a moment, but it's time enough
Soon your weight
Explodes against her stake just like a powderpuff
Dust in the Bronze
All you are is dust in the Bronze
Same old game
She taunts you, she impales you, and your kindred weep
Your huge frame
Crumbles to the floor for janitors to sweep
Dust in the Bronze
All you are is dust in the Bronze
Hey, run away
Nothing you can do here but become landfill
Girls will slay
And all your minions can't a blonde teenager kill
Dust in the Bronze
All you are is dust in the Bronze
Dust in the Bronze
She's the maid who dusts in the Bronze...
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You're So Slain
(To the tune of "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon)
You walked into the Bronze club
Like you were walking into a morgue
Your brow vampirically slanting down your eyes
Your cronies looked like the Borg
You had two fangs in the bouncer and
You kindly asked for more
And all the kids feared that they'd be your victim
They'd be your victim, but...
You're so slain
Yes, this song is really about you
You're so slain
The party kinda broke up without you
And like you, oh darn, oh darn!
You had me in that mausoleum
When I was still new in town
And you bragged you'd drink such a "little girl"
But you got cross when you went down
You see, not every teen's your font of youth
And this one's been around
Stake up my sleeve says you're dust on the dancefloor
Dust on the dancefloor, babe...
You're so slain
I guess you thought that floodlamp was sunlight
You're so slain
You really fell for daybreak at midnight
Tricked you! Cocka-doodle-doo!
Well, you told your boss not since old Madrid
Had someone fought you and walked
But till the stake went in I was some cutesy kid
Only then did you look shocked
As a Vessel you're a funeral urn
Your Master can eat rocks!
The bigger they are means the further they scatter
Size doesn't matter, 'cause...
You're so slain
Never judge a book by its cover
You're so slain
David slew Goliath too, lover
Timber, timber, timber!
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Some Teenager's Blood
(To the tune of "Somebody to Love" by the Jefferson Airplane)
When your vampire date
Slowly sucks you dry
And all the soul
Within you dies
Chorus:
Don't you want some teenager's blood?
Don't you need some teenager's blood?
Wouldn't you love some teenager's blood?
You better score some teenager's blood!
When the last of you
Has finally gone ghoul
Won't you want to fish
In the Bronze pool?
Chorus
Your eyes, I say your eyes
Sorta look the same
But when Luke calls
Will your face be game?
Chorus
Blood is dripping
All around your heels
And your friends, your friends
They start to look like meals...
Chorus
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Don't Let the Sun Come Up on Me
(Sung by Spike to the tune of Elton John's
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me")
I can't take no more of your absence
All my sorrows seem to drown in vats of booze
I'm getting soused and things spin all around me
Dizzily, as I vomit on my shoes
Too smashed to get myself inside I think
I made a truce and changed the way you felt
But you misread my motives when I choked you
Walked right out, even though I damn well knelt
Chorus:
Don't let the sun come up on me
'Cause I'm so freakin' drunk I can't react real rapidly
I'm now afraid large fragments of my skin might fricasee
For losin' you my pet, feels like the sun comin' up on me
I ain't layed, quite enough within the shade
See me smoke, like some Anointed One!
Don't discard me just because you think I went all soft
'Cause that burns me worse than this damn bloody cheerful sun!
Chorus
Don't Let the Sun Come Up on Me (Bonus Version)
(Sung by Angel to the tune of Elton John's
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me")
I can't take no more of this brimstone
All my nerve-ends seem to burn from toe to hand
I'm going nuts and time eternal mocks me now
While I bake; this was such a brilliant plan
Too late to keep from getting sucked inside
I was a fool and opened that damn mouth
And you weren't swayed just because my soul returned
Tossed me in and let me panfry like a trout
Chorus:
Don't let the sun come up on me
I know I've been real bad; but I'll be good, I guarantee
I'm hoping you'll come spring me if you can, to stumble free
'Cause roasting here in Hell feels like the sun coming up on me
I can't find, oh, the right persuasive line
Because I scream and writhe like some big eel
Don't reject me just because I killed the ones you love
For these burns I have will need some grafts to help them heal
Chorus
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Whose Blood Have These Cowboys Drawn?
(To the tune of "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?"
by Paula Cole)
Oh you always get some
In your wide-brimmed Stetson
Why don't we have it out in the street?
I'll teach you about heartache
By giving yours a quick stake
Be careful of the splinters, my sweet!
You can stand there handsome,
While I make all the kills...
Chorus:
Where are their latest victims?
Where have the bodies gone?
Don't need no Lyle juniors
Whose blood have these cowboys drawn?!
I think we need alone-space
Let's find it at that mall place
I'm cuter than your typical whore
You weren't a good protector
Of your poor brother Tector
I guess that subject's still pretty sore
You can lose your temper,
Then you won't think so clear...
Chorus
I am moving fast tonight
So you won't even feel a thing
Kiss goodnight, kiss goodnight
Kiss goodnight!
I'm glad again we met up
At that homecoming set-up
But where were you when push came to shove?
The evening ended dandy
When I killed your wife Candy
I only hurt the ones that you love
That's it, come and take me,
I need you really near...
Chorus
Where are their newborn children
Sprung out of graveyard lawns?
Don't need more lonely vampires
Whose blood have these cowboys drawn?
Yippee yaw, yippee yay
Yippee yaw, yippee yay
Yippee yaw, yippee POOF!!!
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Stakin' You in the Streets
(To the tune of "Takin' it to the Streets" by the Doobie Brothers)
You don't know me but I'm the Slayer
I'm the law now in this living hell
You may mock me in your vampire world
Overconfidence, that's swell!
Chorus:
You!
Smug because you thugs think you outnumber me
More to slay? That's OK! 'Cause babe I'm gonna be
Stakin' you in the streets
Stakin' you in the streets
Stakin' you in the streets
Stakin' you in the streets
Take my message to your Master
Say this "little girl" feels fine
Tell him I'll take on his hundred vamps
Whoops! Make that ninety-nine...
Chorus
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Stake Me Easy
(To the tune of "Take it Easy" by The Eagles)
Well I'm feedin' at the morgue
It's a blood smorgasbord
Gotta couple slayers on my mind
First one wants to thrill me
Second wants to kill me
Number one's my favorite kind
Stake me easy, stake me easy
Instead of gouging at my chest
Caress and please me
Number two, cut me some slack!
Because I've got my nice soul back
I sure don't need no heart attack
Just stake me easy
Well I'm standin' on the top
Of ol' Hellmouth, California
And it's such a grim sight I see
Number two, godsakes
With a ten-inch stake
Comin' by to take a stab at me
Come on Kendra, be more tendah
Where the hell is number one?
She's my defendah
If I die, you slaying thug
Buff will beat you like a rug
So drop that stake, give me hug
Just stake me easy
Well I'm rollin' in the hay
With my gal of type-A, yeah the
Strong girls help me get my kicks
Love my slayer teenage
'Cause she respects my ribcage
She's such a perfect mix
Stake me easy, stake me easy
Just run that wood across my chest
And softly tease me
On this point you gotta trust
Poke me lightly if you must
It's more fun than making dust
Just stake me easy
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Oh just stake me easy
Ya gotta stake me easy...
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50 Ways to Bleed Your Lover
(To the tune of "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon)
Your problem is simply too much soul, sweet Darla said
The answer will come when I give neck instead of head
I'd like to help you on your way to being dead
There must be fifty ways to bleed you, lover
She said it's really not the worst of worlds, I guess
For with strength and life eternal I'll erotically you bless
Now let's repeat the act, though it may create a mess
'Cause I have fifty ways to bleed my lovers
Fifty ways to bleed my lovers
Chorus:
I'll sip on your wrist, Chris
Bite on your neck, Rex
Drink from your vein, Wayne
Until you're like me
I'll siphon your heart, Bart
It's all part of my dark art
Just taste of my blood, Judd
And let your soul flee
She said there will be several moments of raw pain
But it's good because it helps us all to feel alive again
You'll soon appreciate that,
Now listen as I explain all the fifty ways...
She said the time has come to drink on this tonight
And believe me in the morning you'll begin to fear the light
Then she sucked me, and I shivered 'cause she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to bleed your lover
Fifty ways to bleed your lover
Chorus
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The Sounds of Violence
(To the tune of "The Sounds of Silence" by Simon & Garfunkel)
Dear Drusilla my old friend
I swear I'll stalk you not again
I was a demon with some needs creepy
Awakened in the night and not sleepy
But the madness I once planted in your brain
Still remains, echoing the sounds of violence
One fateful eve I walked alone
Down a street of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a street lamp
I saw a vision of a fair blonde vamp
When my neck was stabbed by the flash of her razor bite
That brought the night, and then the sounds of violence
And in the naked night I saw
10,000 vampires maybe more
Creatures talking without breathing
Creatures soulful not reflecting
Creatures feeling love they never even shared
No one dared, defy the sounds of violence
"Fools," said I, "this is not how
Violence need not rule us now
Do not hunt so you won't have to kill
Don't succumb, you can reclaim free will."
But my words like wasted blooddrops rained
And slowly drained, into the pool of violence
And the vampires bowed and prayed
To a nazi god they made
And this Master shouted his warning
To the troops that he was forming
And he said the words of the prophets are written in ancient texts
By long-dead sects, and call for the sounds of violence....
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Feel Like Takin' Blood
(Sung by the Master to the tune of
"Feel Like Makin' Love" by Bad Company)
Buffy, when I think about you
I think about blood
Slayer, I'm not free without you
Without your blood
Soon I'll leave this rotten ditch
You'll see, my little blonde
Once I sample your blood so rich
And dump you in my pond
Chorus:
Feel Like takin'
Feel like takin' blood (X3)
Feel like takin' blood from you...
Buffy, if I think about you
I think about blood
Slayer, if I am without you
I can't go above
Soon I'll give your teenage friends
New vampire auras
Giles will blame you for mankind's end
So sayonara!
Chorus
Your friends as vamps will find and feed me
Snacks quite gory
Your watcher Giles will kindly read me
Bedtime stories...
Chorus
Well I feel like takin' blood from you...
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Who Gave Back Your Soul
(To the tune of "Who Will Save Your Soul" by Jewel)
Vampires hanging around in the Master's company
They say they're deader than you and you agree
You stay away these days 'cause you no longer fit in
Hiding out in your apartment, and you pray, from your sin
No stalkings, victims, pickups, sweet necks, or kills
Yeah, you've got your bloodbags, but it ain't the same thrill
And now you're getting this urge to go look in the mirror
Like trying to breathe, but there's still nobody there
Chorus:
Who gave back your soul
Was it those grieving gypsies?
Who gave back your soul
After all the lives that you stole, boy?
Who gave back your soul
After I took it so long ago?
You used to maim them, used to drain them, went insane on them
Oh, the times that we had back in Budapest making mayhem!
The Master wants you back for those good old vicious days
Would you do it if you could, if your conscience weren't in the way?
Would you stop living your life as that shadow at the Bronze
Smelling all the warm blood that you know you can't hit on?
And walking home all alone through the alleys and the ruts
Would you die if you could do it, if you only had the guts?
Chorus
But now there's someone new, she's so innocent and pure
Do you want to be with her 'cause she offers you a cure?
Does she remind you of those childhood sun-filled days
Back in Ireland as a boy before your goodness went away?
Isn't it the strangest cure you can take in such different forms
A swift stab from her stake or from her lips soft and warm?
Will she deliver your freedom like some judgement from above
Coming fast at you like death, or creeping slow at you like love?
Chorus
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What Would Happen if We Bit
(To the tune of "What Would Happen" by Meredith Brooks)
Demonology, I studied
Yeah I still love you. I feel weak.
Stripped my slayerness on the spot
I've never been defenseless
I can't even make pretenses
You drink and I don't feel a thing
What would happen if we bit?
As your fangs slipped through my skin
Would you let me die?
Let me drink?
So that I became like you
Fear the light, turn to dust
Spontaneously combust
Kicks are spinning out of control
You act like you don't feel them, scratch my throat
Forbidden fangs and cross at my neck
You're such a cruel immortal man
Would you throw life away, no question
Will I pretend I'm not aroused?
What would happen if we bit?
As your fangs slipped through my skin
Would you let me die?
Let me drink?
So that I became like you
Fear the light, turn to dust
Spontaneously combust
What would happen if we bit?
I struggle with my role again
Quickly the rules are crumbling
Don't know which one of us I'll slay
What would happen if we bit?
As your fangs slipped through my skin
Would you let me die?
Let me drink?
So that I became like you
Mouth to neck...
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Vamp Dust Woman
(To the tune of "Gold Dust Woman" by Fleetwood Mac)
Slay on, vamp dust woman
Wait with stakes and crosses
By their graves
As they're wakin'
Tell 'em that you kill
But jesus saves
When comes morning
Clean your boots off
Grab your books and go
School's for charming
Force a smile so friends
Won't have to know
Chorus:
Do you make them die
Make them dissolve
Shatter their corporeal forms?
When the last stake's thrown
Are you all alone
To wipe off the dust and walk home?
Slay on, holy mother
God loves lonely heroes
Can't you tell?
Slayers can't be lovers
Better send your boyfriend
Back to Hell
Chorus
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Bite Wedding
(To the tune of "White Wedding" by Billy Idol)
Hey pretty schoolgirl, come please ol' Spike
Freedom from death awaits the ones I like
Youth without end will bless your lovely face
No fear of time for brides that I embrace
Wedlock unholy, that's right!
It's a nice night for evermore
It's a nice night for a bite wedding
It's a nice knight forever more...
Hey pretty schoolgirl, let your heart flood
Hell with our vows, let's go exchange some blood!
With these two fangs I thee do wed
Red stains our consummated marriage bed
Hey pretty schoolgirl, you're dead!
It's a nice night to rise again
It's a nice night for a bite wedding
It's a nice night to rise again
Scream it, "I do!"
There is nothin' safe in these veins
There is nothin' chaste in these veins
And there's nothin' sure in these veins
And there's nothin' pure in these veins
Except a cure for your pain
Come on, taste it, Come on
It's a nice night for a bite wedding
It's a nice night to rise again
It's a nice night for a bite wedding
It's a nice night for evermore...
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Smells like Hyena Spirit
(To the tune of "Smells like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana)
Come to our cage, we'll be your friends
Your awkward days are gonna end
Soon you'll be strong and self-assured
Old friends will fear your every word
Chorus:
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon (X3)
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon
As a pack now we're more dangerous
You should feed us, not restrain us
Flutie's stupid, he detained us
Now our principal only stains us
Wild animals
Vile cannibals
School pariahs
Zoo messiahs
Yeah, hey, yay
At being bad we are the best
Are you with us or like the rest?
Our little pack will always chew
On weaker ones, don't make that you
Chorus
We're grateful for how good flesh tastes
And not a bone will go to waste
We know that's hard for folks to buy
Oh well, whatever, they can die
Chorus
A hyena, a hyena, a hyena (X3)
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Everything Dead
(To the tune of "Everything Zen" by Bush)
there's nowhere safe for us to feed
the living they don't care
let's drive deep into Sunnydale
and kill that f*cking slayer
master's nothing but powdered bones
spike ain't far behind
we sit and scheme in our warehouse
while she hunts
man we're blind
try to make the world our way
everything dead
everything dead
like a freak show
we've been losing a long time now
so it's time that we won
maybe a weapon more strong than fangs
like a bomb or a gun?
this show's sex mixed with violence
this show's sex mixed with violence
try to make the world our way
everything dead
everything dead
like a freak show
i can't believe that darla is dead
i can't believe that luke is now dead
i can't believe that i will be, i will be...
this show's sex mixed with violence
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God Save Our Queen
(To the tune of "God Save the Queen" by The Sex Pistols)
God save our Queen
She's a vampire killing machine
She cleans out Sunnydale
In a prom dress
God save our Queen
And her slayerette regime
She slaughters everyone
But the guiltless
Don't you go feed at night
No graveyards, no bites
Or there's no future, no future
No future for you
God save our queen
She's mean and mad
We love our queen
She slays
God save our queen
'Cause vamps are her profession
Our high school girl
Is not what she seems
God save our Queen
God she hates History
But history she makes
Makes vamps history
Now your night's are numbered
How are you still hoping?
You're dust in her flowerbin
Night's work for the working girl
She's the future, not you
God save our queen
We mean it man
We love our queen
She slays
God save our queen
She's mean and mad
And there's no point
In Master's dreaming...
No future, no future
No future, old man
No future, no future
No future, for vamps
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I Fought the LAW
(Tos History
But history she makes
Makes vamps history
Now your night's are numbered
How are you still hoping?
You're dust in her flowerbin
Night's work for the working girl
She's the future, not you
God save our queen
We mean it man
We love our queen
She slays
God save our queen
She's mean and mad
And there's no point
In Master's dreaming...
No future, no future
No future, old man
No future, no future
No future, for vamps
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I Fought the LAW
(To the tune of "I Fought the Law" by Sonny Curtis,
popularized by The Clash. Note-"LAW" is short for
"Light Antitank Weapon," akin to what Buffy used
against The Judge)
Strewn in pieces throughout aisle one
I fought the LAW and the LAW won
I once was whole but came un-done
I fought the LAW and the LAW won
I'm too medieval 'cause a forge ain't all
They use to make these guns
Now I'm free samples in some stupid mall
I fought the LAW and the LAW won
I fought the LAW and the LAW won
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